Doing my part to help make America the 33rd best country in North America.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
bored and lonely and restless and bored and lonely and restless and bored and lonely and restless and bored and lonely and restless and bored and lonely and restless and bored and lonely and restless and bored and lonely and restless and bored and lonely and restless and bored and lonely and restless and bored and lonely and restless and bored and lonely and restless and bored and lonely and restless and bored and lonely and restless and bored and lonely and restless and
It’s like you looked deep inside the blackest corner of my darkest mind-hole
Occupational Hazards
I’ve got so much coffee covering my pants right now that you’d think I was in the middle of one of my weird sex things.
Plot Twist
This might sound insane, but I don’t like fried chicken.
Hygiene
I know that the Internet claims that beards are “neat” and “superneat” but the truth is that in REAL LIFE I get hit on fifty times as much when I’m clean shaven. When I’m beardy the best I can hope for is “clutches purse tighter.”
Ridiculous Bullshit Discovery of the Day
My local DMV doesn’t take VISA.
Okay, back to baby-faced.
The things I do for art.
Decided that I’m moving to Williamsburg to start a new life as an insufferable douchenozzle
Whoa, I just found this picture that Vpache posted of me a few weeks ago, where I’m clearly eating either ice cream, something I stole from someone while they were in the bathroom, or something I found in a dumpster.
