Corndogs and Whiskey

Although every single one of those pizzas sounded amazing, I’ve decided I’m doing a mashup from robkaas / aterribledepth

Diced chicken, spinach, roasted red pepper on thin crust with basil pesto cream sauce.

I am SO EXCITED for this!

You guys are good at picking pizzas.

(I’m gonna try to get the people that work there to write “Hi Tumblr!” on the pizza box. Let’s see if they earn themselves some cool points.)

Okay, it’s time for an interactive Tumblr lunch! You use your creativity to build the best pizza possible out of the following choices, and I’ll pick the best one to order for my lunch. Choose 3 toppings, a crust, and a sauce.

TOPPINGS:

    Artichokes      
    Black Olives      
    Canadian Bacon      
    Cashews      
    Chopped Bacon      
    Diced Chicken      
    Extra Cheese      
    Fresh Spinach      
    Green Olives      
    Green Peppers      
    Ground Beef      
    Italian Sausage      
    Jalapeno      
    Mushrooms      
    Mild Peppers      
    Pepperoni      
    Pineapple      
    Red Onions      
    Roasted Red Peppers      
    Salami      
    Tomato

CRUSTS:

    Hand Tossed
    Thin Crust

SAUCES:

    Classic Red Pizza Sauce
    Tomato Basil Sauce
    Asiago Cream Sauce
    Basil Pesto Cream Sauce

I’ll order in about half an hour!

Just heard one of my roommates absentmindedly singing a Tegan & Sara song to himself in the other room, so it appears that I have spread my influence.

I’m surprisingly sexually active for a guy that just spent four hours studying Excel formulas in order to make a spreadsheet that would more efficiently maintain his virtual inventory for a video game.

You guys, I just saw an old lady that looked just like David Bowie, including the clothes, hair, and makeup.

Good luck having a better day than me!

Three complete strangers named Adam all go to the same Asian deli on their lunch break and all three order the chicken fried rice to go. WHO GETS THE FIRST ONE?!?

I have so many different types of Irish Cream in my liquor cabinet that sometimes I have to have two cups of black coffee just to have a clear enough head to make a decision on which kind of Irish Cream I want in my coffee.

Can someone please come pick me up and take me to food