Corndogs and Whiskey

I wish that my body would convert food into energy instead of just more body.

I’m trying to learn how to tell the difference between a baby hippo and a pygmy hippo so that I know the appropriate gasping sound to make when I stumble across pictures of them on Internet.

I miss me too.

I’m the exact opposite of most people in the way that my willpower to eat healthy increases when I’m drunk.

I’m having a contest with myself to see how much shitty beer I can drink in a week. Right now I’m win-losing.

I once ate an entire box of dog treats. They were called Pup Pizzas. Pizza was in the name, so it wasn’t dumb.

Housesitting for my parents this week, and they left me what they referred to as “a week’s worth of food,” but yeah I’m clearly going to be out by Tuesday

Although every single one of those pizzas sounded amazing, I’ve decided I’m doing a mashup from robkaas / aterribledepth

Diced chicken, spinach, roasted red pepper on thin crust with basil pesto cream sauce.

I am SO EXCITED for this!

You guys are good at picking pizzas.

(I’m gonna try to get the people that work there to write “Hi Tumblr!” on the pizza box. Let’s see if they earn themselves some cool points.)

Okay, it’s time for an interactive Tumblr lunch! You use your creativity to build the best pizza possible out of the following choices, and I’ll pick the best one to order for my lunch. Choose 3 toppings, a crust, and a sauce.

TOPPINGS:

    Artichokes      
    Black Olives      
    Canadian Bacon      
    Cashews      
    Chopped Bacon      
    Diced Chicken      
    Extra Cheese      
    Fresh Spinach      
    Green Olives      
    Green Peppers      
    Ground Beef      
    Italian Sausage      
    Jalapeno      
    Mushrooms      
    Mild Peppers      
    Pepperoni      
    Pineapple      
    Red Onions      
    Roasted Red Peppers      
    Salami      
    Tomato

CRUSTS:

    Hand Tossed
    Thin Crust

SAUCES:

    Classic Red Pizza Sauce
    Tomato Basil Sauce
    Asiago Cream Sauce
    Basil Pesto Cream Sauce

I’ll order in about half an hour!