Doing my part to help make America the 33rd best country in North America.
Today was a good “stay in the shower an extra ten minutes even if it makes you late to work” kind of day.
Of course you do. Bow ties are cool.
Went running for the first time since September, but I also ate four dinners, so probably a wash.
Well, I’ll check you guys later, my kindergarten aged cousins are demanding that I go play a round of pin the squirrel on the soccer ball with them
"Okay, I’m gonna need a big bowl, a little bowl, a slotted spoon, and a champagne flute." — my response to seeing the condition of my mother’s kitchen five minutes after showing up for Thanksgiving dinner.
The trick is BROWN eyeliner, because it still makes your eyes pop but it’s much more subtle than black.